Michael Jackson Jokes........

• What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
  They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
• Reports of Jacko's heart attack are incorrect.  He was found in a local hospital on a children's ward having a stroke.
• Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm.
  Where the big hand touches the little hand...
• Jockeys at tomorrows Newmarket meeting will wear black armbands out of repect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
• When Michael Jackson funeral arrangements have been released.  Apparently he's going to be melted down and turned into toys so the children can play with him for a change.
• What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Frankie Dettori?
  Frankie Dettori has a licence to ride three year olds!
• Why did Michael Jackson hang his baby out the window?
  He didn't want to get cum on the carpet.
• Reports are now saying Michael Jackson died from food poisoning.
  He apparently swallowed some 12 year old nuts
• Apparently Michael Jackson's kids have gone to stay with their fathers best friend Uri Gellar, as staying with a bender makes them feel at home.
• What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
  Disney films can still touch kids.
• Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since he was friends with Macaulay Culkin.
• URGENT RSPCA ANNOUNCEMENT, good home wanted for abandoned monkey, very friendly, likes being wanked off with a white glove.
• What have Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson got in common?
  Nether will ever see a minors helmet again.